Boozy Sweats merch developer. Admirer of ‘Princess’ and Southern Cross tattoos. Spreader of unsubstantiated rumours. Pioneer of boot/ vodka smuggling technique. Most hardcore of the Festival Ladies due to ownership of all-black shoes purchased in Japan. World champion death-starer.

Her prime festival years may have passed, but this will not prevent much future ranting.

Hardcore 2009

Current Position death starer, fashion commentator, all black shoe wearer, financial services soul destruction

Favourite Festival any that Daniel Johns may have performed at/ attended/ walked past. Or Livid 2002 where I met the future Mr Carlsberg. Or any that Ratcat played at.

Favourite Colour black. Der, I am hardcore.

Currently Listening To 90s. Reliving what is left of my youth.

When Not Blogging Future Plans round the world honeymoonpallooza with a Hangoveresque Vegas wedding featuring tigers and Mike Tyson in the middle, and lots of visits to breweries.